I’m a very big fan of Night of the Living Dead and especiallyĭawn of the Dead – ha ha, a great favourite, that one! Then, when Day Which this beardsman is most thoroughly celebrated! The one under review today is theīiggest-budgeted of them all: Land of the Dead!
Three of them, to be precise – but it’s the …of the Dead series for Many other horror entertainments! And Creepshow had zombies –
Romero, who of course brought us Creepshow and To review! And not just any old zombie movie, but one from the acknowledged Skip it.Urrgh, groww, gnarr, it’s Burl shuffling at you with a zombie movie Shit mad dookie diarrhea poo-poo (with just a squirt of pee-pee) all over theĪudiences eyeballs, but they did and it wasn’t a pleasant experience. Intentions were in the right place and they didn’t mean to relentlessly turbo In conclusion, CREEPSHOW 2 is underwhelming and boring. Kool-Aid or high because I didn’t find it funny at all now as a handsome adult. I remember thinking this wasĮxtremely funny when I was teenager, but I must have been drinking mushroom Into a tree and even shoots him a few times. His body getting more and more mutilated as she smashes him Is hanging all over her car yelling out " Thanks for the ride, lady!" overĪnd over and over. Next thing you know, the hitchhiker (or his ghost or whatever)
She ain’t got time for that shit and leaves him to bleed out on the In order to beat her husband who’s been away at work, when she runs over a Knots) and somehow manages to pick off these idiots one at a time.Ī cheating wife is rushing home from the filming of It swims around the raft at about the speed on a one-legged duck (0.5 duck Like that." they discover the lake is also home to a floating garbage bag. Motherfucker.' and '.you know that glue factory down the road?' Stuff The horse and talk hella shit right in its ear 'Listen here, you carrot-chewing WHISPERER 2: THE SHIT-TALKER where all the horse whisperer does is saunter up to You can say "They should make a sequel to THE HORSE WHISPERER called THE HORSE There, they swim out to a stationary raft in the middle of the lake and before Teenagers drive out to a remote watering hole to smoke weed and swim. Motherfuck it.” and kills the criminals in boring ways. To stop the crime obviously) and he says “Two tears in a bucket, This pisses off the wooden Indian (not enough One evening, three local low-life’s come in and rob the place. They run a dilapidated general store with an old wooden Indian An older couple live in an small desert town that has dried up andīlown away. Why not start out the movie with easily the worst story? That's always a Oh, that hurt my parts!”? Well, that’s how I felt watching this dick-kickin' collection of short Other one in the nuts and the drunk dad yelled out “ Ow! That's it. Where the drunk dad was watching wrasslin’ on TV and the one wrestler kicked the
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